MIA– Can they beat a good team?
NYJ– If only they had MIA’s offense, they’d win the Super Bowl.
BUF– They expected to be winning the SB by now, and the internal pressure is getting to them.
NE– Where have you gone Tom Brady? Patriots Nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
BAL– Could this be the best team in the NFL? (certainly the AFC)
PIT– The worst 5-3 team in the history of football. (All the rest of the coaches are idiots and they have been unbelievably lucky.)
CLE– Will the real Deshaun Watson please stand up.
CIN– Are you sure they aren’t the best team in the AFC???!!!
JAX– I’d give my left testicle to have Trevor Lawrence over Zach Wilson. (Still haunted by losing that 1.01.)
HOU– Can I trade my right testicle for CJ Stroud???!!!
IND– I think Richardson and the Colts can be good in 2-3 years.
TEN– What a blessing to get Will Levis in R2. Will be there for the next decade.
KC– It is amazing what a great organization, great coach, and great QB can do, despite not having as much talent as they used to.
LVR– A team that is almost as bad as Mark Davis’ haircut.
LAC– How can a team that seems to have talent always find a way to underperform every year?
DEN– Sean Payton never realized how good he had it in New Orleans (see Drew Brees).
PHI– They just know how to win.
DAL– They just know how to lose.
WAS– Is it possible that the Commanders may have stumbled upon a QB in R5?
NYG– They better draft the right QB this time around.
DET– An extremely talented and motivated team that will only get better in the next 2-3 years.
MIN– Need to find a long term QB in the draft.
GB– I guess Jordan Love is not the next Rodgers or Favre.
CHI– Just sell the whole damn team and bring in people who know what they’re doing.
NO– Could be a sleeper. Defense and Offense need to play to their abilities.
ATL– Could be a good young team but I do not believe in Ridder.
TB– They are just going to get worse and worse as their good players age.
CAR– How can anyone take a 5’10 200 lb QB over a 6’3″ 215 lb QB (when their skills are similar)?
SF– Window is closing but still a great team.
SEA– Good team, but not a great team.
LAR– Will be paying the ultimate price for the next couple of years in fixing their cap issues and finding a young QB.
AZ– Should join CAR and CHI and form a 3 team league.